My producer lured me to a charity softball game in which the Hollywood All-Stars played a team of local Phoenix sports celebrities. I was told that Patrick Warburton (Puddy, from Seinfeld) would be there, and I just roar thinking about his face painting and squinting and guarding of Joe Mayo's coffee table. Well, Puddy didn't show up, but a bunch of other celebs and sort-of celebs did.

Some editors notes. Given I don't watch nearly as much TV as I once did, I missed quite a few names of the Hollywood All-Stars. The guy in the ponytail is Jaime Gomez; the woman who I called Jennifer Finnerty is actually Jennifer Finnegan and the dude at the end in the E! Entertainment hat is some guy who goes by the name "Steel Justice." Seriously.